It has been 30 years since the last St Trinian's movie was made, so
when the schoolgirl, 6 foot tall in her f*** me shoes, straw hat and
fish net stockings, strode across the dance floor, everyone knew what
was coming. Tony, the victim was standing by the dj being distracted
by Chris. As he turned around and gradually focused on the form in
front of him, he was led to a chair and 12 bar blues intro blared out
from the p.a.
Kat, the schoolgirl, began to sing
"I don't want you to be no slave, I don't want you to work all day,
but I want you to be true and I just wanna make love to you!"
Bending over in front of him. Several moves later, Kat, still singing
stripped down to her lingerie performed a move that can only be
described as "flossing" with Tony's tie, to screams of laughter from
the audience.
Ted was lucky not to loose his trousers ( some do ) during the 2nd
song " Your making me high" by Toni Braxton. Kat was also careful to
share the shaving foam with as many people as possible, saving the
special chest foam delivery for Tony who must have considered hiring
Kat for his morning ablutions. Naked except for her suspenders,
stockings and shaving foam Kat completed her song to roars and loud
applause and spent some time posing for photos and tidying up the
victim before wrapping herself in her dressing gown and gathering her
things, leaving behind, we hope a night to remember.